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#Team tryna fuck you in ya sundress

(Source: validx2, via titytwochainz)

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kieradoe:

"Children should be seen and not heard."

And that’s why your now-adult children don’t know how to communicate with you or other people, how to put their best foot forward to make moves in this world, without having a moment of greater self-doubt and uncertainty in their words and hearts. 

(via curvellas)

Anonymous:  so my girl texted me yesterday saying "baby I came twice today 😬" I responded back saying, "where you go and when you leave?" mind you a nigga was high as shit. then she responded saying, "I CAME CHRIS" and I'm like "TF when you come I ain't hear the doorbell and you ain't call me to tell me you pulled up" and she never replied back and I read the shit over today and realized what the fuck she was saying. bruh Ima dumb ass .. shorty wanted me to come fuck her and I ain't catch the shit.

thetallblacknerd:

lol

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mywordsaregolden:

blackslytherclaw:

theuppitynegras:

trillaryclinton:

regretandchinesefood:

the-goddamazon:

rexuality:

who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t know she’s not mom’ing hard enough

My mom loves Antonio Banderas. She only let that slip out ONE TIME. Since then she’s been quiet about it but we have A LOT of his films in the house.

Fucking Nicholas Cage

idris. she loses it with him.

we have the same type.

Matthew McConaughey

I don’t understand

Brad Pitt…grosssssssss

Bruno Mars.

She’s in love with Thor lol

Tbh all I want from life at the moment is a puppy

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